There's this class of activists that can't manage to fit their platform on a flyer, so they need you to stop and speak with them... and they make me really uncomfortable. Their lead in sentence is always a little misleading. It'll go something like:
"Do you have a minute for the environment?"
Which sounds like there's a physical manefestaion of the environment in a limo around the corner and it'd like to set up a meeting. And, I'd be cool with that. Some living embodyment of the planet wants to speak with me, I'll clear a little bit of time in my busy scedual. I just imagine it...
"Good afternoon, David."
"Good afternoon. How are you today, Mr. Environment?"
"Oh, not bad. I'm feeling a little under the weather." *Chuckles*
"I say, that was a joke boy. Get it... under the 'weather'. Cause that's where the environment is located mostly."
"I don't get it."
"You know what. Get the hell out of my limo."
But, of course, when I go over to the guy he actually meant do I have a minute for him and his hippy oranization. And I think, "Alright, that's the last time I'm falling for this."