Black on Pink

The other day I noticed the girl who was wearing a sort of lacy see through black top and then an obnoxiously pink bra.

What does that mean? I'm goth but it's laundry day?

Warning: Explicit Content

My brother told me he was thinking of getting a dick tattoo.


I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."

He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.

I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."

Fairyly Unimpressed

The next time I see a falling star I'm going to wish for some magic fairies.

The last time I just wished for regular fairies and those little guys are useless. They just sit on my coach eating Cheeto's.



I try to be supportive, but it's hard. "Look Fizzlepuff, I am no stranger to the trials and tribulations of being a non-magical creature, but would you please stop peeing in the shower."

Little Lame Posts Are Better Then No Post (Right?)

A guy was complaining that his brain didn't function at 7:30 in the morning. I told him

"My brain works best between the hours of 7 and 9 am.


Sadly I never wake up till 10"

Best Leave That Issue Alone

Holy Crap, new post.

And the Assist

I think this is the end of John's bad luck in love for the moment. Also, I'm trying a slightly smaller image to try and alleviate any side scrolling; hopefully this hasn't compromised readability.

Strike Two

I was this close to having the book be "Flatland - A Romance Beyond This Dimension".

On a technical matter, does anyone find they need to scroll left and right to see the whole comic? I noticed it's a little wider then most other webcomics, and I was wondering whether I'd gone too big for general internet viewing.