Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Warning: Explicit Content

My brother told me he was thinking of getting a dick tattoo.


I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."

He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.

I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."

2 comments:

Adam Entertainment said...

If he did place it on his back and he wanted it to be surprising before a girl "blew" him, he is going to be surprised when the girl concentrates on the other side.

Boris said...

I had no idea you had a brother, or that he had the same affection for dicks that you do. It's probably one of the funniest words to day.