Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Warning: Explicit Content

My brother told me he was thinking of getting a dick tattoo.

I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."

He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.

I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."


Adam Entertainment said...

If he did place it on his back and he wanted it to be surprising before a girl "blew" him, he is going to be surprised when the girl concentrates on the other side.

Boris said...

I had no idea you had a brother, or that he had the same affection for dicks that you do. It's probably one of the funniest words to day.