The other day I noticed the girl who was wearing a sort of lacy see through black top and then an obnoxiously pink bra.
What does that mean? I'm goth but it's laundry day?
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Warning: Explicit Content
My brother told me he was thinking of getting a dick tattoo.
I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."
He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.
I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."
I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."
He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.
I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."
Fairyly Unimpressed
The next time I see a falling star I'm going to wish for some magic fairies.
The last time I just wished for regular fairies and those little guys are useless. They just sit on my coach eating Cheeto's.
I try to be supportive, but it's hard. "Look Fizzlepuff, I am no stranger to the trials and tribulations of being a non-magical creature, but would you please stop peeing in the shower."
The last time I just wished for regular fairies and those little guys are useless. They just sit on my coach eating Cheeto's.
I try to be supportive, but it's hard. "Look Fizzlepuff, I am no stranger to the trials and tribulations of being a non-magical creature, but would you please stop peeing in the shower."
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