My brother told me he was thinking of getting a dick tattoo.
I said, "Ok, but don't you think the novelty of having a picture of a penis on your back going to wear out pretty quick."
He didn't think it was that funny, told me (and I could not make this up) that he wanted something that would be surprising before a girl "blew" him.
I suggested the tattoo should say, "If you can read this you already have herpes."
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If he did place it on his back and he wanted it to be surprising before a girl "blew" him, he is going to be surprised when the girl concentrates on the other side.
I had no idea you had a brother, or that he had the same affection for dicks that you do. It's probably one of the funniest words to day.
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